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<b>GM. This is the Milk Road, we cut the crypto sandwich into triangles, just the way you like it.&nbsp;</b>
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<i><span>Today's estimated read time: 4 minutes &amp; 7 seconds</span></i>
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<p> Were skipping price action today, because we have a LOT of juicy stuff to go over.&nbsp; </p>
<p> Juicy? What happened? </p>
<p> Day 2 of The Bitcoin Conference was fire, so I watched all the talks and summarized all the important stuff for you. </p>
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<b>What happened:&nbsp;</b>
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<p> Peter Thiel (cofounder of Paypal, and first investor in Facebook) got on stage and gave a <b>crazy</b> talk.&nbsp; </p>
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<b>I kept a running diary of my thoughts during <a href="https://flight.beehiiv.net/clicks/SnVFRUpISkVJdkVFRnRFRUlLSkdKR0pDSkZGdEV5RXlKSkpKSkpFeEpMSXlKSEpHSkhJRUlIRXhJRkl5SXdFeUpKSURKR0lGSUtGeUpJRndKSkl3R0VJTElISERKQ0pISkxKRkd3RUVFdkVFSkNJeUpGSkdIeUlMSUdFRUZ0RUVJSEZGRkdGSUZJSUhJRklJRXdJSUlGSUhGSEV3RkdGSEZJSUhFd0lFRkhJSElFRXdGSUZKRkVJRElFSURGSklHRkVJR0ZHRkdFRUV2RUVKQ0pISUVJdklMSUZJREpHSUxJeUl4SHlJTElHRUVGdEVFRklGSEZHSUhGTEZIRkxGR0V3RkRGS0ZHSUZFd0ZHRktGS0ZHRXdGS0lIRkNGRUV3SUhGSUlIRkhGS0lERkZJREZJRktGSkZERUVFdkVFSklJTEpGSUxKR0h5SUxJR0VFRnRGREZKRktGRkZLRklGSkp3" target="_blank">his talk</a>:&nbsp;</b>
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<b>0:00</b> - Wow, they got Peter Thiel to talk. *gets pen &amp; notepad out*
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<b>0:04</b> - They start by playing a video clip of Peter talking at a conference in 1999. Hes making 2 predictions:&nbsp;
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<ol type="decimal">
<li>Its 1999, but hes predicting that 1B people will have cell phones connected to the internet in 5 years (hes right, but it took about 10 years instead of 5) </li>
<li>People will have money on their cell phone. It will be a currency that isnt controlled by their local government (sounds like crypto, without saying crypto)&nbsp; </li>
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<b>2:40</b> - OK, the real Peter is on stage now. Crowd cheers. They sound a little tipsy even though its 11am.. Nice. This is why we do conferences in Miami.&nbsp;
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<p> He starts off with a bold move. Hes waving a stack of $100 bills in the air. </p>
<p> He asks: “what is money?,” “this always gets people's attention,” “its not good as toilet paper. Its not wallpaper. But people want it. Do you want it? Come get it!” </p>
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<b>3:16</b> - He throws the wad of cash at someone in the crowd then laughs as they fight over it: “I thought you guys were supposed to be Bitcon maximalists.” The joke lands.
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<b>3:30</b> - He talks about the early days of PayPal. Shows a picture of him and Elon Musk (they were both CEOs of Paypal early on). Pretty wild to think about how much talent was in 1 startup.&nbsp;
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<p> Heres who worked at Paypal:&nbsp; </p>
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<li>Peter - created PayPal, first investor in Facebook </li>
<li>Elon - CEO of Tesla, SpaceX </li>
<li>The founders of YouTube </li>
<li>The founder of LinkedIn </li>
<li>The founder of Yelp&nbsp; </li>
<li>The founder of Kiva.org&nbsp; </li>
<li>The founder of Yammer </li>
<li>The COO of Square </li>
<li>The future CEO of Reddit </li>
</ul>
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<p> This is called the PayPal mafia^. What a killer roster of talent. OK, back to Peters talk:&nbsp; </p>
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<b>3:55</b> - He shows a slide from the first pitch deck of PayPal. The initial idea was a lot like Bitcoin. A currency that lived outside of the banking system. He said “we didnt know anything” back then, but they had big ambitions.
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<b>4:12</b> - But that was really hard. So within a couple years, they had created PayPal. Which worked <b>with</b> the banking system instead of replacing it. This was more practical, but less ambitious. It was just a payment system, not a new kind of money.&nbsp;
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<b>6:49</b> - Payment system vs. Money. Why does it matter?&nbsp;
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<p> Peter points out an important thing about money. Velocity.&nbsp; </p>
<p> The simple idea is that people will spend their “less valuable” money first. Back in the day, people would hoard gold, and spend silver.&nbsp; </p>
<p> Today, people will save Bitcoin, and <em>spend</em> dollars. </p>
<p> This means some money moves “fast” throughout the economy (hopping from person to person). To most people, that makes a currency more valuable! Its being used! Must be more valuable, right? </p>
<p> The velocity theory says thats wrong. The slower moving money will end up being higher priced. Nobody is holding the fast money, so it doesnt go up in price (sellers willing to sell).&nbsp; </p>
<p> Anyways, Peters belief is that Bitcoin is “slow money” and therefore, its valuable money. He says Ethereum is a payments network, high velocity, and lower value. </p>
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<p> If Peters right, Bitcoin will end up a lot more valuable than ETH over time. (<b>Editors note:</b> I totally disagree. I think hes wrong in thinking ETH is a payments network) </p>
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<b>7:36</b> - OK, this is where the talk starts getting aggressive.&nbsp;
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<p> He puts up this slide. The crowd goes wild. Crypto is so tribal. </p>
<p> He is trying to talk but you can barely hear him, because the red-blooded-american crowd is going wild for no reason. </p>
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<b>8:13</b> - He says Bitcoin is like gold (a store of value). And ETH is like Visa (a payments network).&nbsp;
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<p> He points out that Gold has a total market value of $12T, and the biggest payment network (Visa) is worth 26x less.&nbsp; </p>
<p> If Peter is right, Bitcoin has more upside than ETH (again, I disagree,but lets let Peter talk. Hes the billionaire chess grandmaster. Im just a hairy dude with a free newsletter) </p>
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<b>11:26</b> - He puts up this slide showing that back in the day (1980) Gold was equal to the total value of all stocks. (Both were $2.5T)&nbsp;
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<p> Fast forward to today, and stocks are worth 10x the total value of gold. </p>
<p><img alt="" src="https://media.beehiiv.net/uploads/asset/file/30568/Screenshot_2022-04-08_115928.png">
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<p> His point is that thinking of Bitcoin as “digital gold” is underselling how big it can be. Perhaps it will be on par with the S&amp;P 500 (which today is a way that people store their wealth).&nbsp; </p>
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<b>12:49</b> - <b>Bitcoin is $43k today, where does it go?&nbsp;</b>
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<p> “Bitcoin is the most honest market in the world. It went from $5k to $50K in the last 2 years, showing us that inflation was real, and the central banks are bankrupt. This is the end of the fiat money regime.”&nbsp; </p>
<p> “Mr. Powell should be extremely grateful to Bitcoin. Its the last warning they are going to get. They have chosen to ignore it, and will pay the consequences for it in the years ahead” </p>
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<b>14:00</b> - <b>Who are the enemies of Bitcoin? Who is holding it back from a 10x or 100x rise?</b>
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<b>Bitcoin has 3 enemy types:&nbsp;</b>
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<b>Enemy #1 - The Sociopathic Grandpa from Omaha&nbsp;</b>
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<p> Hes honest about his hate for Bitcoin. Hes incentivized to hate Bitcoin for 2 reasons:&nbsp; </p>
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<ol type="decimal">
<li>Hes a winner of the current system&nbsp; </li>
<li>Hes a money manager. If all people need to do is “buy bitcoin and chill” for a decade, all money managers are out of business </li>
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<b>Enemy #2 - The NYC Bankers&nbsp;</b>
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<p> Like Jamie Dimon from JP Morgan.&nbsp; </p>
<p> For years they called crypto “worthless.” Now it is undeniable, and they are losing customers, so theyre pivoting to offering crypto assets.&nbsp; </p>
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<b>Enemy #3 - Nameless, Faceless Bureaucrats</b>
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<p> These people hide behind a more passive-aggressive tone. They say things like “I see huge opportunity in blockchain”&nbsp; </p>
<p> Anyone who says they are “pro-blockchain” is actually “anti-bitcoin” according to Peter.&nbsp; </p>
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<b>20:36</b><b>- The Grand Finale</b>
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<p> He ended with this hilarious slide design. He calls these enemies the “gerontocracy” (aka old rich). I gotta say, whoever photoshopped this slide is my hero. Pure art. Genius. Like Picasso in his prime.&nbsp; </p>
<p> He says its OLD vs. YOUTH. And calls bitcoin a revolutionary youth movement. His final line: “We have to leave this conference and take over the world.” <em>&nbsp;</em>
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<em>*adds take-over-the-world to my to-do list*</em>
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<b>The Milk Roads Take:&nbsp;</b>
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<p> Ive listened to Peter Thiel for over a decade. The guy is super smart and loves to go against the grain. Hes great at doing this, painting an enemy, and getting peoples attention with bold claims.&nbsp; </p>
<p> On one hand, I love the conviction he has for Bitcoin, and think that its cool hes been predicting this since 1999.&nbsp; </p>
<p> On the other hand, I think hes wrong about Ethereum, and I find the whole tribal / “us against the world” thing from the conference to be a turnoff. The macho attitude just feels very forced when nerds do it.&nbsp; </p>
<p> I mean look at this. Michael Saylor came out for his talk and hit the crowd with the 1999 “Raise the Roof” move 🤣 </p>
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<b>That wasnt all for Day 2…</b>
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<b>Jack Mallers, the founder of <a href="https://flight.beehiiv.net/clicks/SnVFRUpISkVJdkVFRnRFRUlLSkdKR0pDSkZGdEV5RXlKRkpHSkVJTEl1SUhFeEl3SUhFeUlISXhFRUV2RUVKQ0l5SkZKR0h5SUxJR0VFRnRFRUlIRkZGR0ZJRklJSElGSUlFd0lJSUZJSEZIRXdGR0ZIRklJSEV3SUVGSElISUVFd0ZJRkpGRUlESUVJREZKSUdGRUlHRkdGR0VFRXZFRUpDSkhJRUl2SUxJRklESkdJTEl5SXhIeUlMSUdFRUZ0RUVGSUZIRkdJSEZMRkhGTEZHRXdGREZLRkdJRkV3RkdGS0ZLRkdFd0ZLSUhGQ0ZFRXdJSEZJSUhGSEZLSURGRklERklGS0ZKRkRFRUV2RUVKSUlMSkZJTEpHSHlJTElHRUVGdEZERkpGS0ZGRktGSUZKSnc=" target="_blank">Strike</a>, announced</b> <b>they have partnered with the POS&nbsp; companies that power huge stores like Starbucks, McDonalds, Walmart &amp; Walgreens</b> to allow anyone to pay in-store with Bitcoin over the lightning network. Every credit card swipe has a 3% fee and is slow to settle. Lightning is essentially free (~0% fee) and settles instantly.&nbsp;
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<b>Cash App announces their new crypto services that will</b> 1) let users auto-invest a percent of their paychecks into bitcoin and 2) round payments up to the nearest dollar to buy bitcoin with the difference (kinda like Acorns).&nbsp;
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<b>Robinhood announced theyre rolling out their new crypto wallet to 2M users.</b>
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<b>Ricardo Salinas, a Mexican billionaire, says his liquid portfolio is 60% Bitcoin.</b> In 2020, Bitcoin only made up about 10% of his portfolio.&nbsp; Thats what we call growth, baby!
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<span><b>TODAY'S MILK ROAD IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY CRYPTOTRADER.TAX</b></span>
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<p> When it comes to taxes, there are two types of people.&nbsp; </p>
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<li>Those who do taxes early (also known as psychopaths) </li>
<li>The rest of us who wait until the last minute </li>
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<b>A common misconception:</b>
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<p> “I dont get taxed until I cash out to fiat”.&nbsp; </p>
<p> We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you do in fact realize taxable events and capital gains when trading crypto &gt; crypto. </p>
<p> It sucks, but that's the law for ya. </p>
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<span><b>FUNDING FRIDAY</b></span>
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<b>Over $700M was raised in Web3 companies and funds this week! Who got the bread this time?</b>
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<a href="https://flight.beehiiv.net/clicks/SnVFRUpISkVJdkVFRnRFRUlLSkdKR0pDSkZGdEV5RXlKSkpKSkpFeElHSURJeEl1SUVJREl4SXVFeElGSXlFeUVFRXZFRUpDSXlKRkpHSHlJTElHRUVGdEVFSUhGRkZHRklGSUlISUZJSUV3SUlJRklIRkhFd0ZHRkhGSUlIRXdJRUZISUhJRUV3RklGSkZFSURJRUlERkpJR0ZFSUdGR0ZHRUVFdkVFSkNKSElFSXZJTElGSURKR0lMSXlJeEh5SUxJR0VFRnRFRUZJRkhGR0lIRkxGSEZMRkdFd0ZERktGR0lGRXdGR0ZLRktGR0V3RktJSEZDRkVFd0lIRklJSEZIRktJREZGSURGSUZLRkpGREVFRXZFRUpJSUxKRklMSkdIeUlMSUdFRUZ0RkRGSkZLRkZGS0ZJRkpKdw==" target="_blank"><u><b>Dank Bank</b></u></a> <b>got $4.2M to let people buy &amp; sell Memes as NFTs. Sounds silly, but…</b>Memes are a part of culture. They are globally recognizable. Maybe memes will be collected as other works of culture &amp; art?&nbsp;
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<a href="https://flight.beehiiv.net/clicks/SnVFRUpISkVJdkVFRnRFRUlLSkdKR0pDSkZGdEV5RXlKSkpKSkpFeElJSkVJRElGSkdJREl2RXhJTEpGRXlFRUV2RUVKQ0l5SkZKR0h5SUxJR0VFRnRFRUlIRkZGR0ZJRklJSElGSUlFd0lJSUZJSEZIRXdGR0ZIRklJSEV3SUVGSElISUVFd0ZJRkpGRUlESUVJREZKSUdGRUlHRkdGR0VFRXZFRUpDSkhJRUl2SUxJRklESkdJTEl5SXhIeUlMSUdFRUZ0RUVGSUZIRkdJSEZMRkhGTEZHRXdGREZLRkdJRkV3RkdGS0ZLRkdFd0ZLSUhGQ0ZFRXdJSEZJSUhGSEZLSURGRklERklGS0ZKRkRFRUV2RUVKSUlMSkZJTEpHSHlJTElHRUVGdEZERkpGS0ZGRktGSUZKSnc=" target="_blank"><u><b>Fractal</b></u></a> <b>got $35M to build a new NFT gaming marketplace.</b> This is Justin Kans new startup (previously JustinTV, Twitch). Worth keeping an eye on
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<a href="https://flight.beehiiv.net/clicks/SnVFRUpISkVJdkVFRnRFRUlLSkdKR0pDSkZGdEV5RXlJdklISURKQ0pKSURJdkl2SUhKR0V4SUxJeUV5RUVFdkVFSkNJeUpGSkdIeUlMSUdFRUZ0RUVJSEZGRkdGSUZJSUhJRklJRXdJSUlGSUhGSEV3RkdGSEZJSUhFd0lFRkhJSElFRXdGSUZKRkVJRElFSURGSklHRkVJR0ZHRkdFRUV2RUVKQ0pISUVJdklMSUZJREpHSUxJeUl4SHlJTElHRUVGdEVFRklGSEZHSUhGTEZIRkxGR0V3RkRGS0ZHSUZFd0ZHRktGS0ZHRXdGS0lIRkNGRUV3SUhGSUlIRkhGS0lERkZJREZJRktGSkZERUVFdkVFSklJTEpGSUxKR0h5SUxJR0VFRnRGREZKRktGRkZLRklGSkp3" target="_blank"><u><b>Leap</b></u></a> <b>got $10.2M to build out a “super” wallet for the Terra ecosystem</b> that can show off your NFTs, track the value of your wallet, and integrate with the most popular Terra protocols
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<a href="https://flight.beehiiv.net/clicks/SnVFRUpISkVJdkVFRnRFRUlLSkdKR0pDSkZGdEV5RXlJSkl5SURJdkpGRXhJRkl5RXlFRUV2RUVKQ0l5SkZKR0h5SUxJR0VFRnRFRUlIRkZGR0ZJRklJSElGSUlFd0lJSUZJSEZIRXdGR0ZIRklJSEV3SUVGSElISUVFd0ZJRkpGRUlESUVJREZKSUdGRUlHRkdGR0VFRXZFRUpDSkhJRUl2SUxJRklESkdJTEl5SXhIeUlMSUdFRUZ0RUVGSUZIRkdJSEZMRkhGTEZHRXdGREZLRkdJRkV3RkdGS0ZLRkdFd0ZLSUhGQ0ZFRXdJSEZJSUhGSEZLSURGRklERklGS0ZKRkRFRUV2RUVKSUlMSkZJTEpHSHlJTElHRUVGdEZERkpGS0ZGRktGSUZKSnc=" target="_blank"><u><b>GOALS</b></u></a> <b>got $15M to build the “FIFA of Web3” utilizing NFTs.</b> The cool thing here is youll own all the assets in the game - from the players to the cleats they wear - and it can all be sold or traded. They still need to build an awesome game though..
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<a href="https://flight.beehiiv.net/clicks/SnVFRUpISkVJdkVFRnRFRUlLSkdKR0pDSkZGdEV5RXlJS0lMSklJSEl3SURKQ0pDSUhKRUV4SUZJeUl3RXlFRUV2RUVKQ0l5SkZKR0h5SUxJR0VFRnRFRUlIRkZGR0ZJRklJSElGSUlFd0lJSUZJSEZIRXdGR0ZIRklJSEV3SUVGSElISUVFd0ZJRkpGRUlESUVJREZKSUdGRUlHRkdGR0VFRXZFRUpDSkhJRUl2SUxJRklESkdJTEl5SXhIeUlMSUdFRUZ0RUVGSUZIRkdJSEZMRkhGTEZHRXdGREZLRkdJRkV3RkdGS0ZLRkdFd0ZLSUhGQ0ZFRXdJSEZJSUhGSEZLSURGRklERklGS0ZKRkRFRUV2RUVKSUlMSkZJTEpHSHlJTElHRUVGdEZERkpGS0ZGRktGSUZKSnc=" target="_blank"><u><b>Hivemapper</b></u></a> <b>got $18M to build a decentralized Google Maps by giving drivers digital tokens to put dashcams in their cars.</b> You know we love easy ways to make money. (Theyre leading the wave of IRL → tokens that we talked about here).
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<p> Dive into our full database of companies that have fundraised <a href="https://flight.beehiiv.net/clicks/SnVFRUpISkVJdkVFRnRFRUlLSkdKR0pDSkZGdEV5RXlJR0l5SUZKRkV4SUpJeUl5SUpJdklIRXhJRkl5SXdFeUpGSkNKRUlISURJR0pGSUtJSElISkdKRkV5SUdFeUZESERJR0ZHRkVKSEZLSEpISkl4SkhGSEpMSExHeUdER0hGSEpIRXdKREd2SXRJdElFR3ZIR0l2SkRHSkd1SnRJSUdJSXdHeUpMSkpHS0dFR0VHdkdJSERFeUlISUdJTEpHRnlKSEpGSkNGd0pGSUtJREpFSUxJeElKRUVFdkVFSkNJeUpGSkdIeUlMSUdFRUZ0RUVJSEZGRkdGSUZJSUhJRklJRXdJSUlGSUhGSEV3RkdGSEZJSUhFd0lFRkhJSElFRXdGSUZKRkVJRElFSURGSklHRkVJR0ZHRkdFRUV2RUVKQ0pISUVJdklMSUZJREpHSUxJeUl4SHlJTElHRUVGdEVFRklGSEZHSUhGTEZIRkxGR0V3RkRGS0ZHSUZFd0ZHRktGS0ZHRXdGS0lIRkNGRUV3SUhGSUlIRkhGS0lERkZJREZJRktGSkZERUVFdkVFSklJTEpGSUxKR0h5SUxJR0VFRnRGREZKRktGRkZLRklGSkp3" target="_blank">here</a>! </p>
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<b><span>SIT BACK AND RELAX THIS WEEKEND WITH THE VITALIK SPECIAL</span></b>
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<p> See ya Monday! </p>
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<b>Reviews from the Road:</b>
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<b>Warm...</b>
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<p><img alt="" src="https://media.beehiiv.net/uploads/asset/file/30551/5cups.png">
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<b>Getting warmer...</b>
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<p><img alt="" src="https://media.beehiiv.net/uploads/asset/file/30552/3cups.png">
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<p>
<b>Ahhh there it is...</b>
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<p><img alt="" src="https://media.beehiiv.net/uploads/asset/file/30553/1cup.png">
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<strong>What'd you think of today's email?</strong>
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<a href="https://flight.beehiiv.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" target="_blank">🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛 F**king great</a>
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<a href="https://flight.beehiiv.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" target="_blank">🥛🥛🥛 Meh, do better</a>
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<a href="https://flight.beehiiv.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" target="_blank">🥛 You didn't bring the heat</a>
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